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Fresher than sushi

LOL. Something’s wrong with me. I’m in a public place and I can’t stop laughing about something I just heard over a jeepney’s AM radio. In an interview over a recent fishkill in their town, the mayor issued this public health warning:

“At present and until further announcements, the residents are advised to avoid eating dead fish.”

Hahahahahaha. I’m sorry. This is completely shallow, I know. OMG I have to stop. Hahahahahaha.

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Some changes are forever…

How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart, you begin to understand, there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend…some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.

– Frodo Baggins inThe Return of the King


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Best (Worst?) Bloopers of All Time

  • “I couldn’t care a damn!”
  • “What’s your next class before this?” (ANO DAW???!!!)
  • “Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change” .
  • “Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?” (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
  • “My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!” (Translation: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
  • “I’m very iterated!!!” (transalation: galit sya! haha!)
  • “I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.” (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
  • “Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?”
  • “What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?”
  • “Don’t touch me not!”
  • “Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself…”
  • “It’s spilled milk under the bridge.”
  • “Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.”
  • “Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?” (yung pang-batang pagkain)
  • “You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!”
  • “Out of fit ako these days eh… “(translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)
  • “Come, lets join us!”
  • “Bring down the house down!”
  • “I’m the world champion of the World!!!”
  • “Beneath the Belt!”
  • “Rule of Hand…”(thumb yata ibig sabihin…)
  • “Mukhang haggard-looking.”
  • “Do you have more brighter ideas?”
  • “Halatang obvious naman yata.”
  • “Well well well. Look do we have here!”
  • “It’s a no-win-win situation.”
  • “Burn the bridge when you get there.”
  • “Anulled and void.”
  • “Mute and academic.”
  • “If worse comes to shove.”
  • “Are you joking my leg?”
  • “You can never can tell.”
  • “Been there, been that.”
  • “Forget it about it.”
  • “Give him the benefit of the daw.”
  • “It’s a blessing in the sky.”
  • “Right there and right then.”
  • “Where’d you came from?”
  • “Take things first at a time.”
  • “You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
  • “You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
  • “First and for all.”
  • “Now and there.”
  • “I’m only human nature.”
  • “The sky’s the langit.”
  • “That’s what I’m talking about it.”
  • “One of these days is not like the other.”
  • “So far, so good, so far.”
  • “Time is of the elements.”
  • “In the wink of an eye.”
  • “The feeling is actual.”
  • “For all intense and purposes.”
  • “I ran into some errands.”
  • “Hi. I’m , what’s yours?”
  • “What is the world is coming to?”
  • “What is the next that is?”
  • “Get the most of both worlds.”
  • “Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”
  • “Whatever you say so.”
  • “Base-to-base casis.”
  • “My answers have been prayered.”
  • “Please me alone!”
  • “It’s as brand as new.”
  • “So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”
  • “I can’t take it anymore of this!”
  • “Are you sure ka na ba?”
  • “Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”


*from cool site
www.jeizee.multiply.com


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