Best (Worst?) Bloopers of All Time

  • “I couldn’t care a damn!”
  • “What’s your next class before this?” (ANO DAW???!!!)
  • “Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change” .
  • “Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?” (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
  • “My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!” (Translation: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.)
  • “I’m very iterated!!!” (transalation: galit sya! haha!)
  • “I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.” (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
  • “Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?”
  • “What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?”
  • “Don’t touch me not!”
  • “Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself…”
  • “It’s spilled milk under the bridge.”
  • “Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.”
  • “Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?” (yung pang-batang pagkain)
  • “You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!”
  • “Out of fit ako these days eh… “(translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)
  • “Come, lets join us!”
  • “Bring down the house down!”
  • “I’m the world champion of the World!!!”
  • “Beneath the Belt!”
  • “Rule of Hand…”(thumb yata ibig sabihin…)
  • “Mukhang haggard-looking.”
  • “Do you have more brighter ideas?”
  • “Halatang obvious naman yata.”
  • “Well well well. Look do we have here!”
  • “It’s a no-win-win situation.”
  • “Burn the bridge when you get there.”
  • “Anulled and void.”
  • “Mute and academic.”
  • “If worse comes to shove.”
  • “Are you joking my leg?”
  • “You can never can tell.”
  • “Been there, been that.”
  • “Forget it about it.”
  • “Give him the benefit of the daw.”
  • “It’s a blessing in the sky.”
  • “Right there and right then.”
  • “Where’d you came from?”
  • “Take things first at a time.”
  • “You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
  • “You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
  • “First and for all.”
  • “Now and there.”
  • “I’m only human nature.”
  • “The sky’s the langit.”
  • “That’s what I’m talking about it.”
  • “One of these days is not like the other.”
  • “So far, so good, so far.”
  • “Time is of the elements.”
  • “In the wink of an eye.”
  • “The feeling is actual.”
  • “For all intense and purposes.”
  • “I ran into some errands.”
  • “Hi. I’m , what’s yours?”
  • “What is the world is coming to?”
  • “What is the next that is?”
  • “Get the most of both worlds.”
  • “Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”
  • “Whatever you say so.”
  • “Base-to-base casis.”
  • “My answers have been prayered.”
  • “Please me alone!”
  • “It’s as brand as new.”
  • “So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”
  • “I can’t take it anymore of this!”
  • “Are you sure ka na ba?”
  • “Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”


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